December 2010
34 posts
2 tags
So I have these Thermal leggings
that I absolutely love to DEATH and wear in public as regular pants because I’m a fashionista. Anyway, today when I was doubling them up for an extra chilly evening stroll, I noticed the tag in the butt had a label: “Old Navy Intimates” And then I was like “Who the heck sees someone in thermal underwear and immediately thinks ‘let’s get...
Dec 30th
4 tags
Dec 30th
4 tags
Dec 30th
1 note
3 tags
Dec 30th
1 note
3 tags
The Picture of Health
Today I got up at 7 to go for my morning run, put on my ubercomfy winter running outfit, sat down on my bed to put on my socks…. and then woke up under the covers 3 hours later wearing my windbreaker and one running shoe.  Mom’s proud.
Dec 30th
1 tag
I am horrible at coming up with names
for photo albums on Facebook. Terrible. “Blitzens Britches”  “Holiday Hootenanny” “Hockety Pockety” I mean, pretty much anything that utilizes horrible alliteration or fabricated rhyming. Like, seriously?
Dec 29th
3 notes
3 tags
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
2,552 notes
2 tags
Call from blocked number
“Hey, is this Stefanie?!” “Uh, no. This is Natalie.” “Oh, sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number…. Well, while I’ve got you on the line: seen any good movies lately? Any you’d reccommend?” Things that would only happen to me.
Dec 29th
3 tags
Dec 29th
2 notes
1 tag
"Ugh I don't know why I'm eating these, since I...
Weirdest thing I’ve said today RE: holiday cookies and child-sized burritos.
Dec 28th
3 tags
Dec 28th
4 tags
Dec 28th
2 tags
Dec 28th
3 tags
Dec 26th
2 tags
Ughh
All I want to do is take a shower, but it’s so cold that the thought of removing my socks is traumatizing.  So, I mean. Walking back from the bathroom to my room with wet hair sounds like a suicide mission.
Dec 26th
2 tags
Dec 26th
3 tags
You know that moment
when you’re sleeplessly lying in bed, bored to death and the morning light begins to creep in under the shades so you check your watch, see that it’s 6am and immediately decide it’s a good idea to get online, download fifty German language podcasts and take copious screenshots of Jorma Taccone? Oh, uhh. Just me then, I guess.
Dec 26th
4 tags
Dec 24th
1 note
3 tags
Just looked over my syllabi for next quarter
and as time went on I was like:
Dec 24th
1 tag
Dec 24th
Dec 22nd
21,365 notes
1 tag
Dec 21st
2 tags
Dec 20th
42 notes
2 tags
Getting packages in the mail around Christmastime: Awesome. Ecstatically running out in your pajamas to greet the UPS man and spill coffee all over yourself only to receive some holiday-wrapping disguised textbooks for next quarter: Significantly less awesome.
Dec 19th
2 tags
Dec 16th
2 tags
Dec 12th
4 tags
Dec 12th
3 tags
Dec 10th
3 tags
Dec 8th
Dec 7th
545 notes
2 tags
So not to be a 13 year old girl...
but Nick Jonas’ ass is all over the internet. This is important news, people.  Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamnnn, boy! I MEAN REALLY
Dec 2nd
1 tag
Dec 2nd
139 notes
2 tags
 “What, why whuh….what kind of target market is there for exclusively purple Mike & Ikes?”
Dec 1st
2 notes