December 2010
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So I have these Thermal leggings
that I absolutely love to DEATH and wear in public as regular pants because I’m a fashionista.
Anyway, today when I was doubling them up for an extra chilly evening stroll, I noticed the tag in the butt had a label:
“Old Navy Intimates”
And then I was like “Who the heck sees someone in thermal underwear and immediately thinks ‘let’s get...
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The Picture of Health
Today I got up at 7 to go for my morning run,
put on my ubercomfy winter running outfit,
sat down on my bed to put on my socks….
and then woke up under the covers 3 hours later wearing my windbreaker and one running shoe.
Mom’s proud.
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I am horrible at coming up with names
for photo albums on Facebook. Terrible.
“Blitzens Britches” “Holiday Hootenanny” “Hockety Pockety”
I mean, pretty much anything that utilizes horrible alliteration or fabricated rhyming.
Like, seriously?
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Call from blocked number
“Hey, is this Stefanie?!”
“Uh, no. This is Natalie.”
“Oh, sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number…. Well, while I’ve got you on the line: seen any good movies lately? Any you’d reccommend?”
Things that would only happen to me.
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"Ugh I don't know why I'm eating these, since I...
Weirdest thing I’ve said today RE: holiday cookies and child-sized burritos.
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Ughh
All I want to do is take a shower, but it’s so cold that the thought of removing my socks is traumatizing.
So, I mean. Walking back from the bathroom to my room with wet hair sounds like a suicide mission.
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You know that moment
when you’re sleeplessly lying in bed, bored to death
and the morning light begins to creep in under the shades
so you check your watch, see that it’s 6am
and immediately decide it’s a good idea to get online, download fifty German language podcasts and take copious screenshots of Jorma Taccone?
Oh, uhh. Just me then, I guess.
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Just looked over my syllabi for next quarter
and as time went on I was like:
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Getting packages in the mail around Christmastime: Awesome.
Ecstatically running out in your pajamas to greet the UPS man and spill coffee all over yourself only to receive some holiday-wrapping disguised textbooks for next quarter: Significantly less awesome.
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So not to be a 13 year old girl...
but Nick Jonas’ ass is all over the internet. This is important news, people.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamnnn, boy!
I MEAN REALLY
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“What, why whuh….what kind of target market is there for exclusively purple Mike & Ikes?”